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NGO</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/maths.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maths</image:title><image:caption>The accountant trying her hardest to understand the maths questions</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hoodie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hoodie</image:title><image:caption>Clearly loving my new 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Mahal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/img-20171027-wa0023-1-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20171027-WA0023-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/img-20180211-wa0001-2-e1751278367206.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20180211-WA0001</image:title><image:caption>Looking the part in Rarotonga</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/img-20180211-wa0001-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20180211-WA0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>096</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/img-20180211-wa0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20180211-WA0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/1000026805-e1760601883208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1000026805</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/img-20171027-wa0023-1-5-e1751277114996.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20171027-WA0023-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-06-30T22:27:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2021/08/19/the-truth-about-travelling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/manc-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>manc</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-19T11:50:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2021/06/27/six-years-later/</loc><lastmod>2021-07-01T04:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2020/05/04/the-adventurers-down-under/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/mt-john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mt john</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/mt-cook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mount Cook</image:title><image:caption>Casual views of Mount Cook</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/godley-heads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Godley Head</image:title><image:caption>Godley Head, Christchurch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/happy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Campers</image:title><image:caption>Happy Campers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/naptime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nap time at Lake Pukaki</image:title><image:caption>Nap time at Lake Pukaki</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/solphin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fur seal</image:title><image:caption>The Solphin aka Neils best mate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/mb-sleep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nap time!</image:title><image:caption>Neil in cardiac arrest due to sand landing on his toe...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/gem-kayak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kayaking</image:title><image:caption>Because this is what seasickness looks like...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/sjoerd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kayaking</image:title><image:caption>Before Sjoerd nearly died</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/kayak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kayaking in the Abel Tasman</image:title><image:caption>No dramas here. Just 3 people being calm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-07T06:24:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2020/04/14/the-roadtrip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/mirror-lake-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lake Matheson</image:title><image:caption>Lake Matheson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Camping</image:title><image:caption>Two happy campers.....(always smiling these two!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/blue-pools.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Blue Pools</image:title><image:caption>The Blue Pools, West Coast (and colder than they look!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/wanaka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That Wanaka Tree</image:title><image:caption>Hanging out at 'That Wanaka Tree'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/roadtrip-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roadtrip</image:title><image:caption>Three happy campers!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/takaka-hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Takaka Hill</image:title><image:caption>Takaka Hill - Neil didn't breathe for the entire 40mins it took to get over it for fear we might drive off the side...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/smiles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smiles</image:title><image:caption>Gemma smiling because she's not hungry or cold...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/kaiterteri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kaiterteri Beach</image:title><image:caption>Kaiterteri Beach. The place with the lovely showers....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/mirror-lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lake Matheson</image:title><image:caption>Lake Matheson aka Mirror Lake. We got there just at the right time!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-15T06:31:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2020/03/19/one-day-i-saw-hope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/dave-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saksham</image:title><image:caption>Big Dave creating smiles at Saksham</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/dave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saksham</image:title><image:caption>When your dad goes to school :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/saksham-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saksham</image:title><image:caption>Smiling with the older kids</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/saksham-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saksham</image:title><image:caption>Helping out at the school</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/saksham-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saksham</image:title><image:caption>Smiles that could break hearts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/saksham-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empowering women</image:title><image:caption>The ladies learning to read and write</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/saksham-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saksham</image:title><image:caption>Nitin teaching at Saksham </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-19T23:14:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2020/02/19/india-reflection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/tuk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuk tuk fun</image:title><image:caption>Tuk tuk fun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/india4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Delhi tuk tuks</image:title><image:caption>Hitchin' a ride</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-20T07:48:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/06/27/the-jacksons-to-go-india-part-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/pushkar-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pushkar Views</image:title><image:caption>Pushkar Views</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/smiles-vara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>India</image:title><image:caption>All smiles in India</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/vara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Varanasi Ghats</image:title><image:caption>The calm side of Varanasi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/beer-shop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer shop in Varanasi</image:title><image:caption>Experiencing the Beer Shop in Varanasi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ceremony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ceremony in Varanasi</image:title><image:caption>Ceremony in Varanasi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/varanasi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Varanasi by night</image:title><image:caption>Varanasi by night</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/twatted-walk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Varanasi</image:title><image:caption>How a man walks when he's been 'twatted'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/health-and-safety.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Health and Safety in Varanasi</image:title><image:caption>When that explodes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/steps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Varanasi ghat</image:title><image:caption>All smiles in Varanasi. With our mate in the background.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/cam1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset on camel safari</image:title><image:caption>Riding off into the sunset</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-28T15:00:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/06/19/the-jacksons-go-to-india-part-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tuk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuk tuk in Jaipur</image:title><image:caption>When you've been in a tuk tuk for what seems like your entire life #fakesmiles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/fest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gangaur Festival</image:title><image:caption>Festival vibes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/guys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guesthouse in Jaipur</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye and thank you to our fave Indian family ♥</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ele2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elephant at Gangaur Festival</image:title><image:caption>Casually heading our way...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ele3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elephant at Gangaur Festival</image:title><image:caption>When the big mammal spots you...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/ladies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ladies festival</image:title><image:caption>Hanging with the ladies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/henna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henna</image:title><image:caption>Henna like all the cool kids</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/our-d-skool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saksham</image:title><image:caption>No...this is how you do the robot...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/disco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaipur</image:title><image:caption>Gettin' down in Jaipur!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tetanus toe</image:title><image:caption>Absolutely riddled with tetanus toe...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-21T10:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/06/16/four-years-later/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/w-g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wayne's World</image:title><image:caption>Spot the difference.
Wayne &amp; Garth vs Heather &amp; Lyvette</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/044.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don Det, Loas</image:title><image:caption>When cycling was life in Don Det....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/077.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Missing Home</image:title><image:caption>That time in paradise that time when we missed home. Just kidding. It was all for bants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/015-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Victoria Peak, Hong Kong</image:title><image:caption>Remember that time in Hong Kong...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/img_4033.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Milford Sound</image:title><image:caption>That time we superimposed ourselves in Milford Sound...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/074.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caving</image:title><image:caption>Cave tubing in Laos!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-19T13:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/05/16/the-jacksons-go-to-india-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/amber-f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amber Fort</image:title><image:caption>Amber Fort - Jacksons on tour</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/moddd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ashanari</image:title><image:caption>Kimono Dave putting it on</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/model-prose-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Model Pose 2</image:title><image:caption>Model Pose 2 (spot the difference?!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/model-prose-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Model Pose 1</image:title><image:caption>Model Pose 1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/modelling-pro-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pre shoot nerves</image:title><image:caption>Pre shoot nerves</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/amber-f-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amber Fort</image:title><image:caption>The Jacksons go to Amber Fort</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/slum-ladies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The ladies of the slums</image:title><image:caption>The ladies of the slums</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/slum2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Picture perfect</image:title><image:caption>Picture perfect :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/boys-in-yuk-yuk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lads, lads, lads</image:title><image:caption>Lads, lads, lads</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/yogi-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yogi D</image:title><image:caption>Flexible Dave and a cheeky fart</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-23T08:28:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/04/25/the-jacksons-go-to-india/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/new-fam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Family</image:title><image:caption>Oh...and we eventually forgot about the Taj and we added to the Jackson Massive...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Take your family to India day</image:title><image:caption>Take your family to India day. And boy are they happy to be here ☻</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/taj2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taj Mahal</image:title><image:caption>Taj Mahal ♥</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/taj1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunrise at the Taj</image:title><image:caption>Sunrise at the Taj</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/taj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taj Mahal</image:title><image:caption>The Jacksons do the Taj Mahal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/thali.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thalis and Kingfishers</image:title><image:caption>Thali and a Kingfisher Strong. The perfect combo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/ht.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Humayuns Tomb</image:title><image:caption>Humayuns Tomb</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/gate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>India Gate</image:title><image:caption>India Gate. It's a whopper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/cow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cows of India</image:title><image:caption>Nothing to see here. Said the cow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No tourists here</image:title><image:caption>No tourists here...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-26T08:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/04/16/sweat-snakes-a-sugar-overdose-or-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/20190328_203133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Petronas Towers</image:title><image:caption>Petronas Towers, Kuala Lumpur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/sweaty-bum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweaty Bum marks</image:title><image:caption>Could two arses be any sweatier?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/snake-roots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mount Santabong</image:title><image:caption>Nope. Not a hike.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/ladders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mount Santabong</image:title><image:caption>Hiking? Really?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/img-20190327-wa0015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mount Santabong</image:title><image:caption>"Hiking" Mount Santabong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/img-20190327-wa0008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mount Santabong</image:title><image:caption>Reaching the top of Mount Santabong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/20190326_143506.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Danger sign</image:title><image:caption>One of the small reminders of the killing things</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/20190326_130149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bornean Bearded Pig</image:title><image:caption>Bornean Bearded Pig</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/20190326_102603.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bako National Park</image:title><image:caption>Bako National Park</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/20190323_183924.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coco Cabana sunset, Miri</image:title><image:caption>Coco Cabana sunset, Miri</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-18T09:25:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/03/30/2090/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img-20190313-wa0034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life in Borneo</image:title><image:caption>Life in Borneo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190311_180955.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer O'Clock</image:title><image:caption>Beer O'Clock</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190320_164739.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lego Boat</image:title><image:caption>The Lego Boat (the small one at the front)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img-20190313-wa0031-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Borneo</image:title><image:caption>Borneo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190315_203015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Limbo antics</image:title><image:caption>What is that about???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190316_070705.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kinabutan River Cruise</image:title><image:caption>We be cruisin'...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190314_150808.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orangutan</image:title><image:caption>Impressing me with his flexibility</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190314_1436100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orangutan Sanctuary</image:title><image:caption>Up close and personal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img-20190313-wa0007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Small Manc in Borneo</image:title><image:caption>One Small Manc in Borneo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img-20190313-wa0031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Borneo Beauty</image:title><image:caption>Borneo Beauty</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-31T13:08:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/03/19/outback-adventures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190306_103814.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quokka selfie</image:title><image:caption>Clearly more excited than my new mates #quokkaselfie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190306_112541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rottnest Island</image:title><image:caption>♥ Rottnest Island ♥</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190306_112306.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rottnest Island</image:title><image:caption>Rottnest Island. Dreamy as.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190302_191543.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darwin sunset</image:title><image:caption>Darwin sunset</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/ff2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flip flop diagram</image:title><image:caption>How my flip flop did look...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/ff1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flip flop diagram</image:title><image:caption>How a flip flop should look. Sort of. Ish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/fb_img_1551709625063.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New shoes!</image:title><image:caption>The excitement is real when you get fresh clouds!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190227_205957.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toilets this way...</image:title><image:caption>Outback bants</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190227_133725.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Springs</image:title><image:caption>My new fave road!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/20190226_172032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Springs</image:title><image:caption>Alice Springs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-21T17:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2018/06/12/3-years-later/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/tsm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tsm1</image:title><image:caption>Two Small Mancunians, sexy red sunglasses and Milford Sound</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/don-det.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don Det</image:title><image:caption>Dolphin spotting in Don Det, Laos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/marble-mountain-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marble Mountain, Vietnam</image:title><image:caption>Marble Mountain, Vietnam</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-08T05:00:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2019/03/07/writers-block-and-goodbyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/us1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Small Mancunians</image:title><image:caption>Just two mates living the dream</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/skyd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skydive</image:title><image:caption>Skydiving over Whitsundays!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/10484159_10100513512471438_8166004406260814884_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kangaroo Love</image:title><image:caption>The new David Attenborough</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/2s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette's spelling</image:title><image:caption>What's a Smanc?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/img-20190216-wa0007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Smanc</image:title><image:caption>Top of the class for spelling....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-11T08:59:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2018/06/27/how-to-be-an-erect-pencil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/queenstown-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queenstown</image:title><image:caption>Paradise without coconuts or an Instagram filter...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/views.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Living the dream</image:title><image:caption>Days off on the balcony be like...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/luging.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queenstown</image:title><image:caption>TSM go luging!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/queenstown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queenstown</image:title><image:caption>Queenstown</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/bungy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kawarau Bungy</image:title><image:caption>The Bungy. Nothing to fear here.
*shuffles VERY slowly to the edge*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/bungy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kawarau Bungy</image:title><image:caption>The Bungy. Nothing to fear here.

 *She s^%ts herself*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/bungy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kawarau Bungy</image:title><image:caption>The Bungy. Nothing to fear here. All under control.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/marlborough.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marlborough Wine Trail</image:title><image:caption>My pallet living the dream on two wheels</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/mount-cook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mount Cook</image:title><image:caption>Mount Cook Glacier Lake. Up there with the ultimate faves!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/lake-pukaki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lake Pukaki</image:title><image:caption>Lake Pukaki. Enough said.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-07T20:11:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2018/05/27/sri-lanka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/beaching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beaching</image:title><image:caption>Beaching in Weligama</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/worlds-end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worlds End</image:title><image:caption>World's End, Horton Planes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/9-arches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nine Arch Bridge</image:title><image:caption>One Small Mancunian and a Nine Arch Bridge, (Ella)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tea-plantation-attire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tea plantation attire</image:title><image:caption>Tea plantation attire</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/surf-comp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Midigama</image:title><image:caption>Pre surf comp at Midigama</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/sigiriya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sigiriya</image:title><image:caption>At the top of Pidurangala with the Sigiriya 'Lion Rock' in the background</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/candles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candles</image:title><image:caption>Life by candle light</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/mirissa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mirissa</image:title><image:caption>Mirissa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/water-bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Water bottle</image:title><image:caption>Water or whiskey?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/sailor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sailor or Conductor?</image:title><image:caption>Sailor or Conductor?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-28T13:00:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2018/05/17/paradise-in-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/beachbeach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cook Islands paradise</image:title><image:caption>Paradise in the Cook Islands</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rarotonga</image:title><image:caption>Just another beautiful day in Raro!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/us-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset Rarotonga</image:title><image:caption>TSM and another Raro sunset. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/us-sunset-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us sunset 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/us-raro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Small Mancunians in The Cook Islands</image:title><image:caption>Two Small Mancunians hit The Cook Islands</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/us-biking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rainy days in Rarotonga</image:title><image:caption>Rainy days in Raro! (Maybe it's best not to go in wet weather season)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/sunset3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset Rarotonga</image:title><image:caption>Sunset dreams in Rarotonga</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/sunset2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rarotonga Sunsets</image:title><image:caption>Standard evening poses in paradise</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset in the Cook Islands</image:title><image:caption>Another sunset, because why not?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Te Vara Nui Cultural show</image:title><image:caption>Te Vara Nui Cultural show </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-19T02:36:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/12/03/that-thing-called-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/img_4069.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4069</image:title><image:caption>Older than most travellers but still loving life!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbie</image:title><image:caption>This youthful bitch and her mate...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-09T20:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/10/12/the-people-you-meet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/received_1425886810776751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>received_1425886810776751</image:title><image:caption>NYE 2016/17 and Punjabi dancing with these reprobates!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>034</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/036.jpg</image:loc><image:title>036</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>046</image:title><image:caption>Gate crashing the Xmas party!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>174</image:title><image:caption>Cambodia!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/11891192_1023429411023340_454276298939149199_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11891192_1023429411023340_454276298939149199_n</image:title><image:caption>Canyoning in Vietnam</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Enjoying Kuala Lumpa</image:title><image:caption>Enjoying Kuala Lumpa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/029.jpg</image:loc><image:title>India to Aus</image:title><image:caption>India to Aus!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-16T23:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/01/21/dear-fatty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dear-fatty-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dear-fatty-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/xmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rob</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cairns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cairns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/sibbys-bitches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sibbys-bitches</image:title><image:caption>More life loving during farm work. Ooopsie. (Great Jager melon though).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/maggers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maggers</image:title><image:caption>Four fatties and possibly four thinnies in one picture. Weird, hey?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cake2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cake3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fatties.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fatties</image:title><image:caption>Some  Can't of my favourite fatties. Can't you tell?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/vodka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vodka</image:title><image:caption>This life loving making me fat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-28T02:47:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/05/08/why-travelling-is-like-triathlon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cliff Jumping</image:title><image:caption>Jumping into the unknown in Vietnam!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/view-form-top.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Philippine Views</image:title><image:caption>You never know, the view from the top might be worth it...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/im.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Challenge Vichy</image:title><image:caption>Ironman nerves. Jumping into the unknown...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/racing1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why travelling is like triathlon...</image:title><image:caption>Why travelling is like triathlon...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/sa-ca.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Serpent</image:title><image:caption>The Serpent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/sa-calobra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sa Calobra</image:title><image:caption>9.7km, 6% gradient</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-09T04:36:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/05/18/the-lucky-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/biking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Philippines</image:title><image:caption>Cruising around the Philippines, sexy as ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/phi-phi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phi Phi</image:title><image:caption>Reasons to get on the plane</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/auckland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Auckland</image:title><image:caption>Auckland</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/floor-karaoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Karaoke in Bali</image:title><image:caption>Those times when you love life so much you have to lie on the floor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/plane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life in the sky</image:title><image:caption>Life in the sky</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-09T04:31:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/08/17/the-breaking-of-the-fellowship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/us-selfies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Small Mancunians</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/us-silly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TSM</image:title><image:caption>3 bottles of wine later...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/hobbiton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hobbiton</image:title><image:caption>Two Small Mancunians and a Yorkshire Man</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/hobb-us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TSM visit Hobbiton!</image:title><image:caption>Feeling at home in Hobbiton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-24T01:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/07/16/a-life-of-work-and-limps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_3679.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waiheke Island</image:title><image:caption>Waiheke Island. One of my new favourite places</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img-20170704-wa0000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PJ's and wine</image:title><image:caption>Doing what we do best; wearing pj's, drinking wine and looking sexy as f**k...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_3665.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Takapuna</image:title><image:caption>Strolls along Takapuna beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-18T11:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/06/05/two-years-later/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/sea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Takapuna</image:title><image:caption>Creating memories in Takapuna, Auckland</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taj Mahal</image:title><image:caption>One of our first stops - the Taj Mahal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Small Mancunians</image:title><image:caption>Two Small Mancunians having fun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/travels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Travelling</image:title><image:caption>1st June 2015. The day we left home...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-06T08:00:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/03/23/the-highs-and-lows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/0321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>032</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fatephur-sikri-10-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fatephur Sikri</image:title><image:caption>Back when we were cripple free and peering through stars was our thing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/chang-mai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chang mai</image:title><image:caption>We've had great times. Wearing some questionable footwear (and cling film around the calf)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cliff jumping</image:title><image:caption>No injuries here!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-23T17:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/03/09/incredible-india-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>032</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/andamans-s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andamans s</image:title><image:caption>Sunset on the Andaman Islands</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mumbai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mumbai</image:title><image:caption>Mumbai, one of our favourite cities</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/xmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas</image:title><image:caption>Christmas in India</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fest</image:title><image:caption>Dance like no one is watching</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/xmas-us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas us</image:title><image:caption>Christmas in Kochi, Kerala</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/views.jpg</image:loc><image:title>views</image:title><image:caption>Mountain views in North India</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/punjab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>punjab</image:title><image:caption>Life in the streets of Amritsar, Punjab</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/munnar-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munnar me</image:title><image:caption>Lunch break at the tea plantations in Munnar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cashew-factory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cashew factory</image:title><image:caption>Women working in a cashew factory. Skinning eat nut individually.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-13T01:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/02/14/quotes-from-jeremy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/jeremy-800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeremy-800</image:title><image:caption>Train life on a waiting list...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/tsm-sunrise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tsm-sunrise</image:title><image:caption>Two Small Mancunians before the sun comes up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sunrise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunrise</image:title><image:caption>Sunrise over Kangchenjunga </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/darj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>darj</image:title><image:caption>The view of Kangchenjunga from Darjeeling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cold</image:title><image:caption>Georgina freezing her knackers off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shops</image:title><image:caption>Our new favourite shop</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/lyvjeremy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lyvjeremy</image:title><image:caption>Rammed on the train</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T07:29:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/01/28/varanasi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lyv-train.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lyv-train</image:title><image:caption>Leaving Varanasi like, "what the hell just happened?!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/varanasi-washing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>varanasi-washing</image:title><image:caption>Washing day at the ghat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ghat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghat</image:title><image:caption>Evening ceremony at the ghat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/train-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>train-life</image:title><image:caption>Train life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ghat-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghat-day</image:title><image:caption>One of the many ghats in Varanasi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-13T17:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2017/01/25/1687/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lyv-selfie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lyv-selfie</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette's selfie collage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/yoga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yoga</image:title><image:caption>Headstanding in yoga</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rishikesh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rishikesh</image:title><image:caption>Rishikesh you beauty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cold</image:title><image:caption>Life got so cold I had to wear the bedding</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/lyv-temple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lyv-temple</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette doing her Golden Temple dance. Obviously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/us-gt.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Two Small Mancunians and the Golden Temple</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/cycle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cycle</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette pushing her bags and a cycle rickshaw</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-29T00:06:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/05/16/thirty-flirty-and-thriving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/all-travel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>all travel</image:title><image:caption>The last year of my 20's in pictures...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gili-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gili t</image:title><image:caption>Enjoying sunset on Gili T</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/all-30-plus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>all 30 plus</image:title><image:caption>Yes we are dancing on the tables and yes we are all 30+ year olds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/taj-mahal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taj mahal</image:title><image:caption>Enjoying the Taj Mahal </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T13:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/05/05/the-grande-finale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/india.jpg</image:loc><image:title>india</image:title><image:caption>Back in India 11 months ago when it had just began. Will miss this one!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us</image:title><image:caption>Back whn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sweet.png</image:loc><image:title>sweet</image:title><image:caption>When auto correct rears it ugly head...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sweetdish-g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweetdish g</image:title><image:caption>Loving life with the sweetdish girls on the davy flue</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/received_m_mid_1462197079303_32e3ebc90feaf22c35_0.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>received_m_mid_1462197079303_32e3ebc90feaf22c35_0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/moo-off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moo off</image:title><image:caption>When a Moo Off gets serious...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/magnetic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magnetic</image:title><image:caption>Fun on Magnetic Island!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mag-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mag 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gon-3.png</image:loc><image:title>gon 3</image:title><image:caption>Some messed up family! 
Also still not entirely sure how to spell gonorrhea...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gon-2.png</image:loc><image:title>gon 2</image:title><image:caption>Family Bonding...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T12:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/06/07/one-year-later/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cameron-highlands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cameron highlands</image:title><image:caption>Hiking in the Cameron Highlands, Malaysia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jaipur-red-fort.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jaipur red fort</image:title><image:caption>Red Fort, Jaipur, India - shortly before Lyvette had her first collapsing episode</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T12:46:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/06/29/88-days-a-slave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ayr-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ayr sunset</image:title><image:caption>Ayr sunset</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ep1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ep1</image:title><image:caption>The Eggplant team!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kalamia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kalamia</image:title><image:caption>Loving life in Chlamydia or whatever it's called</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/death-by-ep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>death by ep</image:title><image:caption>When eggplants break you...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hostel-beachin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hostel beachin</image:title><image:caption>Beachin' in Ayr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/eggplants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eggplants</image:title><image:caption>The joys of eggplants</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T12:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/07/27/death-by-eggplant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/brown-snake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brown snake</image:title><image:caption>Gemma and Swedish Maja totally at ease with the dead brown snake that nearly ate them alive...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sunset-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset 2</image:title><image:caption>Ayr does have some cracking sunsets</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sibbys-bitches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sibbys Bitches</image:title><image:caption>(Some of) the Eggplant Girls sporting melon jager bomb!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/garage-gang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Garage Gang</image:title><image:caption>Farm Family</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/roomies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roomies</image:title><image:caption>My girls. My roomies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ep2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ep2</image:title><image:caption>Some of Sibby's Bitches working hard fingering  mouldy eggplants and crippling themselves.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/maja-leave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maja leave</image:title><image:caption>Clearly too excited about this eggplant picking rally driver leaving...or maybe we're just celebrating the end of the backache?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T12:45:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/08/28/things-i-learned-about-farm-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us</image:title><image:caption>Some of the gang...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/townsville.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Townsville</image:title><image:caption>Farm Family weekend away to Townsville</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/melons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>melons</image:title><image:caption>Get your (free) melons out!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/last-day-picking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Last day picking</image:title><image:caption>Life is fun when you're not getting attacked by brown snakes...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/killer-ep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>killer ep</image:title><image:caption>When farm work breaks you...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jager-melon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jager melon</image:title><image:caption>Jager melon! The perks of free fruit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gem-field.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gem field</image:title><image:caption>Eggplants as far as the eye can see (and probably numerous brown snakes).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/chilli.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chilli</image:title><image:caption>Chilli picking. The biggest form of slavery known to farm workers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ayr1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ayr1</image:title><image:caption>Ayr me now!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/me-farm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me farm</image:title><image:caption>Here she is, the pro Eggplant Picker...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-20T14:22:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/10/10/a-quick-lesson-in-australia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tim-tam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim-tam</image:title><image:caption>Gotta love a Tim Tam</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/slip-n-slide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slip-n-slide</image:title><image:caption>There's always fun things to do in Sydney. Slip N Slide for instance...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/port-douglas-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>port-douglas-5</image:title><image:caption>Port Douglas, North Queensland</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/bof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bof</image:title><image:caption>Bay of Fires, Tasmania</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/watsons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>watsons</image:title><image:caption>Sydney CBD from Watsons Bay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/croc-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>croc-sign</image:title><image:caption>Just a casual sign to help you relax whilst sunbathing...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/no-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no-beer</image:title><image:caption>Breaking all the rules and beveraging in an alcohol prohibited area. And loving it #rebels</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/shark-waters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shark-waters</image:title><image:caption>Shortly before we realised we were potentially in shark infested waters. And then we swam like billyo...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/surf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>surf</image:title><image:caption>Preparing to board to the bus...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T12:44:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/10/20/an-ode-to-aus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/picmonkey-collage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picmonkey-collage</image:title><image:caption>Our year in Aus in (just a few) pictures.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/slip-n-slide1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slip-n-slide</image:title><image:caption>Fun times Australia, fun times.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/14694661_10100659987259788_1179887304_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14694661_10100659987259788_1179887304_n</image:title><image:caption>Final run in Sydney. Favourite run in Sydney.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us</image:title><image:caption>If you can't beat them, join them...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jeep-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeep-life</image:title><image:caption>Jeep Life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/14741707_10100659987184938_930611159_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14741707_10100659987184938_930611159_n</image:title><image:caption>Things that happen after 28k #DELD
Please note: this photo is not a true reflection of our natural beauty. Honest.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lyv-roo-reee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lyv-roo-reee</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette and her mate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/whits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whits</image:title><image:caption>Whitsundays. Not bad, not bad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T12:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/06/29/snails-in-pac-a-macs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mossie-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hev safe in her mosquito net</image:title><image:caption>Hev safe in her mosquito net</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/snails.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette in her Pac A Mac</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette in her Pac A Mac</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/faves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Some of our faves from Goa</image:title><image:caption>Some of our faves from Goa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goa beaches</image:title><image:caption>Goa beaches</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2-snails.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snails in Pac A Macs</image:title><image:caption>Snails in Pac A Macs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-24T12:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/06/11/pimp-my-tuk-tuk-and-indias-worst-haircut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_2117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2117</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/180.jpg</image:loc><image:title>180</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20150609_110334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150609_110334</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>096</image:title><image:caption>Incredible India</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img-20150609-wa0013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20150609-WA0013</image:title><image:caption>The £1.50 Indian haircuts that will forever haunt us </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T12:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/06/21/white-girls-on-a-camel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/udaipur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Udaipur</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lyv-camel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lvette on Baba</image:title><image:caption>camel safari</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tigers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tigers</image:title><image:caption>Tigers on safari</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pushkar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pushkar</image:title><image:caption>Pushkar!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/train-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our Train Family</image:title><image:caption>Our Train Family</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T12:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/07/10/incredible-india/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sunset-point-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset Point, Udaipur</image:title><image:caption>Sunset Point, Udaipur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/horses-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Horse house</image:title><image:caption>Who's house is this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/amber-fort-view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amber fort view</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/saksham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saksham NGO</image:title><image:caption>Centre for children and women in the slums</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mumbai-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mumbai Coastline</image:title><image:caption>Queen's Necklace, Mumbai</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette's bath</image:title><image:caption>Nice view from the bath</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_20150606_074320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taj Mahal</image:title><image:caption>Taj Mahal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T12:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/11/23/hong-kong-and-the-naughty-note/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/airbus_a300_safety_card-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airbus_a300_safety_card-1</image:title><image:caption>Taking my new found responsibilities very seriously</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_20161121_194654.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_20161121_194654</image:title><image:caption>Off to India and excited at the prospect of watching a film!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/philip-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>philip-sunset</image:title><image:caption>Our final sunset in the Philippines, whilst we were overstaying our welcome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/victoria-peak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>victoria-peak</image:title><image:caption>Victoria Peak, HK</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hk-signs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hk-signs</image:title><image:caption>Signs, signs and more signs in HK</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/india.jpg</image:loc><image:title>india</image:title><image:caption>Incredible India</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T12:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/12/16/the-chat-o-saurus-and-the-accidental-fart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/headtorch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>headtorch</image:title><image:caption>These guys even have a headtorch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/toothpaste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toothpaste</image:title><image:caption>The bitch that jumped from my backpack mid chase</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/yoga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yoga</image:title><image:caption>My yoga prowess</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/tip7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tip7</image:title><image:caption>The southern most tip of India, Kanyakumari. It's as great as it looks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/varkala.jpg</image:loc><image:title>varkala</image:title><image:caption>Varkala, Kerala</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mancs-arab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mancs-arab</image:title><image:caption>Two small mancunians and an Arab</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/festival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>festival</image:title><image:caption>Casually hanging by hooks from the shoulder blades. As you do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/itch-rex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>itch-rex</image:title><image:caption>Itch, Rex, Lyvette and the sunset</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/cows-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cows-life</image:title><image:caption>It's a cows life</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T12:03:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/12/04/the-return-to-india/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mumbai-iii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mumbai-iii</image:title><image:caption>The Queen's Necklace, Mumbai</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hampi-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hampi-4</image:title><image:caption>Temples of Hampi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog</image:title><image:caption>Another member of our animal sanctuary</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkey</image:title><image:caption>Casually peeing in the ashtray, whilst maintaining eye contact</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mattress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mattress</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hampi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hampi</image:title><image:caption>Hampi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hampi-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hampi-2</image:title><image:caption>Hampi from across the river</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/sleeper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeper</image:title><image:caption>The deluxe sleeper bus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mcdonals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcdonals</image:title><image:caption>Myself and Chris chilling with Ronald. Beau was busy wiping poo off his shirt...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mumbai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mumbai</image:title><image:caption>Mumbai Massive</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-23T12:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/12/31/two-small-manucians-an-arab-and-a-kiwi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/snoop-dogg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snoop-dogg</image:title><image:caption>Last sighted in Varkala. In a tuk tuk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/hindi-god.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hindi-god</image:title><image:caption>How many Starbucks does this Hindi God require?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/xmas-eve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas-eve</image:title><image:caption>Christmas in Kotchi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/kingfisher-xmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kingfisher-xmas</image:title><image:caption>A Kingfisher Christmas in Kotchi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/xmas-eve-erect-hats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas-eve-erect-hats</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas from India</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/train-tracks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>train-tracks</image:title><image:caption>How to catch a train...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/great-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>great-food</image:title><image:caption>Home cooked food!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/munnar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munnar</image:title><image:caption>Munnar tea plantations</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/backwaters2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>backwaters2</image:title><image:caption>Kerala backwaters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/backwaters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>backwaters</image:title><image:caption>Kerala backwaters, Munroe Island</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-03T01:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/adventure-quotes-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adventure-quotes-7</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-01T12:29:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/11/17/poo-piranhas-and-paradise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/new-b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-b</image:title><image:caption>A night out with the gang in Boracay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/trees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trees</image:title><image:caption>Philippine skies :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jump</image:title><image:caption>Before I had my springy Havaianas on. Obvs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/sunset-p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset-p</image:title><image:caption>Sunset in El Nido</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/whitebeach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitebeach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/paradise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paradise</image:title><image:caption>Paradise in El Nido. Crap toilets though...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-18T06:40:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/10/29/the-red-stallion-express-and-robberly-wocks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pb</image:title><image:caption>Hello, I'm your air hostess for the day. Mainly because I am the only one who can survive these baltic conditions...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/shark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shark</image:title><image:caption>Shortly before Gemma's flailing limbs ensured I became engulfed...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tarsier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarsier</image:title><image:caption>One of the world's smallest primates - the Tarsier</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/us1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us</image:title><image:caption>And 1 year later we were reunited :)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/malapascua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>malapascua</image:title><image:caption>Life on Malapascua</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/sleep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleep</image:title><image:caption>When the airport floor becomes your bedroom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-01T09:32:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/04/24/the-arrival-of-the-two-crazy-aunts-fingerme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/moo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moo</image:title><image:caption>Enjoying a Moo Off...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/whitsundays.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whitsundays</image:title><image:caption>Whitsundays</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/whit-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whit sunset</image:title><image:caption>Sunset in the paradise of the Whitsundays</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/saggy-stingers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saggy stingers</image:title><image:caption>Everyone loves a saggy stinger suit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/paradise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paradise</image:title><image:caption>This is how you dress in paradise...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/moo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/lake-macquarie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake macquarie</image:title><image:caption>Lake Macquarie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/finger-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finger me</image:title><image:caption>Spot the two grannies with their young mates</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/noosa-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Noosa 2</image:title><image:caption>Hello Noosa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-08T07:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/08/02/buses-baguettes-and-bicycles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/repairs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The child bike mechanic</image:title><image:caption>The child bike mechanic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/group-tubing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tubing</image:title><image:caption>Tubing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/girls-waterfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette, Cereza and Kristen at Kuang Si Waterfall</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette, Cereza and Kristen at Kuang Si Waterfall </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/boat-bus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bus driving through flooded roads</image:title><image:caption>Bus driving through flooded roads</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/waterfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kuang Si Waterfall</image:title><image:caption>Kuang Si Waterfall</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/vang-vieng.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vang vieng</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tubing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tubing in Vang Vieng</image:title><image:caption>Tubing in Vang Vieng</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/these-guys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pre puncture and dolphin spotting</image:title><image:caption>Pre puncture and dolphin spotting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset in Don Det</image:title><image:caption>Sunset in Don Det</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-10T11:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/04/18/the-journey-of-patricks-crotch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/natay-byron-sset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>natay byron sset</image:title><image:caption>Cousinly love (according to Duane this stance actually fends off crocodiles...)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/marsupial1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marsupial</image:title><image:caption>Marsupial love</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/flick1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flick</image:title><image:caption>With Flick in Brisbane. Note: our boobs aren't this triangular in real life (photo problems)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/surfers-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>surfers sunset</image:title><image:caption>Surfers sunset (post tampon incident) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/jeepy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeepy</image:title><image:caption>The effects of jeep life...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/jeep-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeep life</image:title><image:caption>Jeep life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/byron-crew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>byron crew</image:title><image:caption>The Byron crew</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/crotch-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crotch love</image:title><image:caption>Crotch love.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/patrick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>patrick</image:title><image:caption>Shortly before the abduction of Patrick and the bowler hat...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/byron-jump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>byron jump</image:title><image:caption>These guys too excited about the Bryon sunset...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-26T09:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/04/08/back-on-the-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/melbs-crew-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>melbs crew blog</image:title><image:caption>Team Dandenong before/after the 1000 steps...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/team-melbs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>team melbs</image:title><image:caption>Joanne and Ste showing us the sights (bars) of Melbourne</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/team-melbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>team melbs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/roos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roos</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette portraying how comfortable one can be feeding kangaroos...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/gor-bbeach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GOR Bbeach</image:title><image:caption>The Great Ocean Road</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/car-sleeping-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>car sleeping blog</image:title><image:caption>Car Sleeping...an attractive affair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/burt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burt</image:title><image:caption>Oh hey Burt you smelly beast...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BOF</image:title><image:caption>Bay Of Fires, Tasmania</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-08T13:07:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/02/29/finding-winston-part-2-goodbye-sydney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/boat-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boat blog</image:title><image:caption>We definitely had fun!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/syd-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>syd blog</image:title><image:caption>Sydney</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sydney-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sydney blog</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye Sydney!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/us-blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us blog</image:title><image:caption>Just us two, back on the road!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/winston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winston</image:title><image:caption>Goodness knows why it mattered if he sounded Asian or not...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-29T21:07:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/02/24/finding-winston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/nail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nail</image:title><image:caption>When half your toenail falls off...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/indian-fam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>indian fam</image:title><image:caption>Some of my Indian Family</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/little-congwong-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little Congwong 2</image:title><image:caption>Little Congwong Beach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bowls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bowls</image:title><image:caption>Celebrating Australia Day with lawn bowls!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/rnp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RNP</image:title><image:caption>Royal National Park, Sydney</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/slip-n-slide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slip n slide</image:title><image:caption>A very mature Slip N Slide outing - showing the children our skills...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-25T05:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2016/01/17/the-shark-attack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/xmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas</image:title><image:caption>Armed with our Christmas glasses, presents sent from home!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fireworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireworks</image:title><image:caption>Sydney New Year's Eve fireworks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ivy-pool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ivy pool</image:title><image:caption>Christmas Eve pool party with this one at the Ivy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boat</image:title><image:caption>Harbour boat trips with the crew!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/xmas-bondi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas bondi</image:title><image:caption>Christmas day at Bondi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-18T10:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/11/29/inspirational-quotes-from-uncle-marl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hb-800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hb 800</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette at the Sydney Harbour Bridge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/watsons-bay-800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>watsons bay 800</image:title><image:caption>Watsons Bay, Sydney</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rainy-days-800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainy days 800</image:title><image:caption>Totally prepared for the rain in Sydney...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sydney-night-800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sydney night 800</image:title><image:caption>Sydney by night from Harbour Bridge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rob-sofa-800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rob sofa 800</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-29T10:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/11/01/as-long-as-we-dont-die-this-is-going-to-be-one-hell-of-a-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-next-chapter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The next chapter...</image:title><image:caption>The next chapter in our story takes us to Australia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jaz-jess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In the words of Jaz&amp;Jess</image:title><image:caption>I like Jaz and Jess</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-01T10:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/10/25/things-we-learnt-in-asia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reasons to love Asia</image:title><image:caption>Reasons to love Asia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saksham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saksham centre, India</image:title><image:caption>Saksham centre, India</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lembongan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lembongan</image:title><image:caption>Lembongan, Indonesia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/laos-flood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Floods in Laos</image:title><image:caption>Floods in Laos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/isla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>These girls!</image:title><image:caption>These girls!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/full-moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>full moon party</image:title><image:caption>full moon party</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/feet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice outfit. Dirty feet.</image:title><image:caption>Nice outfit. Dirty feet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/butty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Butty the elephant</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/bangkok-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bangkok News Car</image:title><image:caption>Bangkok News Car</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/clothes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What were you thinking?</image:title><image:caption>What were you thinking?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-26T09:09:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/10/17/indonesia-and-the-missing-moon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/volcano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Climbing Mount Batur</image:title><image:caption>Climbing Mount Batur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/uslyv-scooter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette after lessons...</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette after lessons...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>With Gemma the Jamaican</image:title><image:caption>With Gemma the Jamaican</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/surf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Surfing like pro's</image:title><image:caption>Surfing like pro's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sunset-lembongan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lembongan sunset</image:title><image:caption>Lembongan sunset</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot_2015-09-26-23-39-55-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The end of Asia</image:title><image:caption>The end of Asia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lyv-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette and her mate...</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette and her mate...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lembongan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lembongan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gilis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunset on Gili T</image:title><image:caption>Sunset on Gili T</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gem-lyv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette &amp; Gemma</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette &amp; Gemma</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-18T11:35:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/09/22/formula-1-sponsored-by-tiger-balm-and-wrigleys-extra/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lbooro-reunion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Loughborough Reunion</image:title><image:caption>Loughborough Reunion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/singa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Singapore</image:title><image:caption>Singapore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lyv-f1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>F1</image:title><image:caption>F1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/hev-lyv-hollie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette, Hev, Hollie</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette, Hev, Hollie - fun at the F1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/petronas-towers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Petronas Towers</image:title><image:caption>Petronas Towers - Kuala Lumpur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/joe-leeds-lads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe and Team Anti-Orus</image:title><image:caption>Joe and Team Anti-Orus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sunrise-perhentians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunrise - Perhentians</image:title><image:caption>Sunrise at the Perhentians</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/hev-tea-plantations.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cameron Highlands</image:title><image:caption>Cameron Highlands tea plantations </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/langkawi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Langkawi</image:title><image:caption>Langkawi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-22T15:12:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/09/06/thailand-part-2-the-south-your-body-is-a-temple-fill-it-with-spirits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Full Moon Party</image:title><image:caption>The Full Moon Party</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/leeds-lads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leeds Lads</image:title><image:caption>With the Leeds Lads and Mr Paul</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lyv-freezer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette in the freezer</image:title><image:caption>There's only one way to combat the sweat...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/phi-phi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phi Phi</image:title><image:caption>Phi Phi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fm-moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The full moon!</image:title><image:caption>The full moon!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fm-girls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reunited for the Full Moon Party</image:title><image:caption>Reunited for the Full Moon Party</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-06T13:19:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/08/24/how-to-cuddle-a-stranger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/halong-bus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A busy bus!</image:title><image:caption>This bus is so packed she needs to wear sunnies...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sunrise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whit sand dunes</image:title><image:caption>Sunrise at the sand dunes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hai-van-pass-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hai Van Pass</image:title><image:caption>It's a hard life at the Hai Van Pass </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hoi-an.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hoi An</image:title><image:caption>Hoi An</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/lyv-feet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lyvette having her feet razored</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette having her feet razored</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/lyv-matt-tunnel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cu Chi Tunnels</image:title><image:caption>Lyvette &amp; Moustache Matt in the Cu Chi Tunnels</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hev-tunnel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cu Chi Tunnels</image:title><image:caption>In the Cu Chi Tunnels</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/us-halong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halong Bay</image:title><image:caption>Two OAP's at Halong Bay, Vietnam. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/poncho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poncho Dealer</image:title><image:caption>Sporting one of her many ponchos...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/canyoning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canyoning</image:title><image:caption>Canyoning</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T14:14:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/08/16/angkor-wat-the-hell-happened-hellokitty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/skulls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skulls from the Killing Fields</image:title><image:caption>Skulls from the Killing Fields</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pjs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pyjamas or not?</image:title><image:caption>Pyjamas or not?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/koh-rong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Koh Rong</image:title><image:caption>Koh Rong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/charlies-bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlies bar!</image:title><image:caption>Charlies bar!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life is a beach</image:title><image:caption>Life is a beach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/angkor-wat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angkor Wat</image:title><image:caption>Angkor Wat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/4-of-us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Isla, Hev, Lyvette &amp; Gemma at the circus</image:title><image:caption>Isla, Hev, Lyvette &amp; Gemma at the circus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/3-of-us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3 of us</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/us-3-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gemma, Lyvette &amp; Heather</image:title><image:caption>Gemma, Lyvette &amp; Heather</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-16T14:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/07/20/thailand-part-1-oh-my-buddha/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-20T17:36:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/2015/05/29/these-wings-were-meant-to-fly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lifes-journey.png</image:loc><image:title>Lifes Journey</image:title><image:caption>Life's Journey...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img-20140609-wa0006.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-02T20:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://twosmallmancunians.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-05-23T03:04:44+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
